Nappies
How do they manage to fire it out, round the corner, and so far up the back that it reaches the neck? Explosive isn’t the word. Luckily it’s only happened once. Unfortunately I didn’t have the foresight to suggest daddy did a nappy on that particular occasion.
I’m working on the development of a rectal evacuation device to assist mothers the word over. Should be a best seller.
It was a strip off, hose down, clean threads were donned, and we were back on track. She didn’t like it, but then nor did I.
Bad baby…