They tried to induce me today. Quite suddenly, without warning, as I was in for a routine check. By that, I don’t mean that they slipped a quick dose of prostaglandins in my tea, or whipped a pessary up under the covers when I wasn’t looking; they did ask my permission, but it didn’t feel very much like I had a choice.
Anyway it came as such a surprise, I laughed. Then I left.
“Reckless” they probably thought.
“Barmy” I definitely thought.