“Did you pay for your twins?”
I had my first “double trouble” comment today, and was asked later if I’d conceived naturally. Strangely I didn’t really object to either, though I hear these are pretty much top of the list for riling parents of twins or twins to be, along with being asked whether boy girl twins are identical. Durr…
(One little girl’s stock answer “No, he’s got a willy and I haven’t” seems to do the trick.)